So I tweeted Tesco…
Biologists would have you call this thing an Armadillo-Girdled Lizard, Cordylus cataphractus, but I won’t be fooled. This is clearly a baby dragon. They also have this adorable habit of biting their own tails for no discernible reason. Which is adorable until you remember what the ouroboros is, and inevitably conclude that these things are also dark magic.
Magical dragons. It all makes sense.
I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
who needs the american dream when you have
i’m really sick of the phrase “find yourself”
you don’t find yourself
you make yourself
you’re a blank canvas
don’t waste your time looking for blank canvases
when you’ve had a paint brush in your hand the whole time
you can be anything you want to be
you don’t need to find yourself
you already have yourself
well that’s just about the cutest thing ive ever heard get said
|trick or treat in america:||receive candy|
|trick or treat in australia:||"fuck off this isn't america"|
*hides good snacks from family members*
“communism only works in theory” so does capitalism
Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone
it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING
WHAT THE EGFUTCKT
IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL
i told you there was a monster in my phone….
It’s like me trying to wake up in the morning…
GET THE SUPERNATURAL FANS!!!
You call- OH MY GOD! NO, MAN, EFF THAT, CALL THE WINCHESTERS!
to be fair, it appears to be a nokia
and i mean who didnt think something was seriously wrong with them things amirite
/grab the salt
im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now